Sean Faurschou: 1977 ~ 2014

For my last post of 2014, I thought I ought to address something important.  I know this blog has seemed abandoned and forgotten, but truly this is not so.  To varying degrees, and based on the day, I know it's still here.   That fact worms away in the back of my mind sometimes.  But I just have not been paying it much attention of late.

Then this past year, something happened in my life that needed to be discussed in some relevant manner.  And I started - in fits and starts - to write down some things that I think need to be said.  I need to do this so that it will not be lost.  I need to tell a story that concerns someone who was dear to me, and who I won't see again in this life.  I need to do some quasi-eulogizing, I suppose you might say.  I need to remember my friend Sean.

Get suited up

Is plate armor in fashion this year, or is chainmail still all the rage?  I was never one with much sense of style, so don't ask me.

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Googled images of "armor fashion show" and this is one of the first results.  Looks to me more like it'd fit in on the set of an "odd" low budget sci-fi film.  But hey, whatever works.

Book Review: Armor

To Kill A Mockingjay?

Use Tracker Jacker-laced bird seed?  Or how about not toying with your opponent so much, and just out-and-out nuke them from orbit.  As another famous movie heroine once said, "It's the only way to be sure."

Movie Review: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part I

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From Imperials to the "Evil Empire"

Yesterday I posted a group of books from the so-called Star Wars Expanded Universe.  Thus the "Imperial" part of today's title.  And for the "Evil Empire" part?  That's what Reagan called the Soviet Union, of course.  Today I'm posting a review a one of Volkogonov's fascinating texts on the leadership of that nation during it's failed experiment with communism.

Book Review:  Autopsy for an Empire: The Seven Leaders Who Built the Soviet Regime

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It seems to me that, in the Special Edition versions of Return of the Jedi, there is a scene where a statue is being pulled down as grateful citizens celebrate the fall of the Galactic Empire.  I'm sure Lucas was inspired by the scenes from the Fall of Communism in the former Soviet Union.  But then, I suppose a scene where the Emporer's statue is carted down a river wouldn't jive well with the whole thing Lucas was trying to do there, yeah?  Still, it is a very telling image.  That river boat looks like it has seen better days, eh?

A big pile of Star Wars

I'm doing something I rarely do, and that's put up five book review posts in one day.  The reason?  Well first off, I have a butt-load of reviews to post, and this is a convenient way to get 'em delivered.  But more to the point, all five reviews are for Star Wars-related novels.

Book Review: Star Wars - The Force Unleashed

Book Review: Star Wars - The Force Unleashed II

Book Review: Star Wars - Splinter in the Mind's Eye

Book Review: Star Wars - The Mandalorian Armor

Book Review: William Shakespeare's Star Wars

And speaking of all things Star Wars, here is a rather clever video I found.  The world wide web came together to crowdsource the original Star Wars, in fifteen second clips.  The disjointed-ness of the presentation is a little distracting form the narrative to me.  But the idea?  Genius!  And how much fun would it be to get to portray part of cinematic legend, even in a fifteen second snippet?


Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.

Do they keep Yeti in Area 50, perhaps?

And vampires in Area 52?

Sorry I've failed to post in the past few days.  Things have been chaotic around my place.  Had another minor basement flood.  At least I'm getting good at repairing the damage from them.  I think this is the third or fourth one that downstairs bedroom has suffered in the past few years.

Of course, having to get into the access space for the plumbing on the shower (where the leak originated this time) meant going through my daughter's room, and that set off the ticking time bomb of "clean-it-or-lose-it," that her mother and I have been telling her for some time.  So not only is the basement a mess from having to clear out the room and tear out the paneling I put up (paneling instead of more drywall, since another flood was inevitable, in my mind... gotten soggy enough times now to know better), but the upstairs is a mess from all her stuff being moved about for sorting and disposition (keep, donate, toss).

Of course, it could be worse.  I could be the hapless soul who has to tend to the government's secret sites out in the desert regions of the western United States.  That mess makes my own household troubles look positively minuscule, by comparison.

Book Review: Area 51: An Uncensored History of America's Top Secret Military Base

It has nothing to do with Area 51 (or does it...  sinister government plumbing conspiracy?) but I LOATHE polybutylene pipe.  Some well-meaning soul plumbed our little one bathroom home with it at one point in the past, and now...  you breathe on the stuff and it breaks!  All I had to do was Google images of "polybutylene pipe leak" and I found plenty of examples that are consistent with my own experience.  / Source: GoodHouseBadHouse.com

It gets great gas mileage

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 For a "monster" station wagon, that is.

Book Review: Mile 81

Anybody know just what that sounds like?

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I admit, I've not spent much time around swans.  But what exactly does a swan sound like?

Book Review: Swan Song

Here's what Led Zeppelin has to say on the subject:

Not that kind of Bombshell

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I am not sure who coined the phrase "Blond Bombshell," though I could easily look it up.  I will say that for me, one of the first people to come to mind when I think of that expression is Marylin Monroe.  Be assured, I am not one of those people who thinks Ms. Monroe was hot stuff.  Sure, she was pretty.  But if you Google her and look at the images, it seems to me that the lady was one of those sorts who could naturally translate sensuality via photography. 

And Monroe certainly wasn't the first woman to accomplish that, by any means.  Though I'm no authority, I'd venture a guess that Mae West may have been the first to fit the term.  Nor did Monroe have any secret combination that has yet to be duplicated.  Looking at a glossy fashion magazine, you'd see the same expression on some woman's face in there, at least once.  The same semi-vacant eyes, neutral face, slightly parted lips...  Monroe didn't corner the market on that look, by any means.

What does this have to do with the link below?  Nothing.  Just a bit of clarification that Tom Holt's book, Blonde Bombshell, has only the slightest bit of connection to the conventional meaning of the term.  The good thing is, Holt's book has it's own unique blend of style and humor that puts it in a classification not unlike the term it uses for it's title.  It's a true stand-out.  But don't take my word for it; go see for yourself.  It's a good book, and certainly worth the read.

Book Review: Blonde Bombshell